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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!